by Jack Frost » Mon Mar 03, 2014 11:30 pm
May 15th
Dear Diary,
The past few days of cliffs, be I falling up or down them, has been quite traumatic so today I spent several hours talking to Anita B. Seyfe, my therapist. She says that in order to deal with these traumatic events I must accept that they happened to me and not live outside the moments of cliff falling. She also says to avoid cliffs in the future. Diary, I'm most grateful for Anita's wise words in these hard times.
After my visit with Anita, I spent the rest of the day shopping because buying things is therapeutic. Yet another piece of advice from Anita! I don't know where I'd be without her! Anyway, I bought some Clone Wars figures to make up for forgetting to star wars marathon, some decorations for next year's Cinco De Mayo party, and The Idiot's Guide for Avoiding Your Local Cliff Faces. I bought a ton of other stuff too, but that's relatively inconsequential.