Another Classic Pointless Role Play

"What the?! You've got me Precious!!!!!" Kylethecartoonist cried, roared, and snatched the piece of bacon he presumed as his out of Rapunzel's hands.

*Spits out bacon*
Ew! I prefer the never-ending bacon.
*Continues chomping away at the bacon while Rapunzel face palms*

*Chokes on celery.*

HHHHHELP!"Chokes again"

*pushes everyone who is choking on the floor and applies downward pressure on the side of the ribs*

That's what you get for eating too fast!

Here, now have a lettuce leaf, you surely cannot choke on that?


Disclaimer: Do not practice the technique I described unless you are a qualified first aider or familiar with how to perform the procedure.

*Witnesses whole event*

*Chomps bacon down slowly.)

Angry at Rapunzel, Kylethecartoonist rams into her.

"Ouch!" Rapunzel cried and started yelling at him "WHAT DID YOU DO THAT FOR?!!"

Kyle replied in anger "You tricked me into thinking your bacon was me Precious!! Shame on you, shame on you, I should of never of trusted you!"

Rapunzel brought out a Frying Pan. "Don't make me do this!" She threatened

*Smacks both in back of head and steals bacon.*
Stop bickering! I'm looking at you SGW and Kyle.

"Gets hit and looks at Rapunzel
"Sorry about that, just wanted some bacon." I Apologized
"By the way, did I just overhear some Frying Pan action?" I ask starting to smile.